ALL-KNOWING BUDDHA CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW “LOST” ENDS

jacy — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:23:13 +0000

AMERICAN TOURIST LOST IN DESERT AFTER WEEK LONG SEARCH FOR “CAVE OF WONDERS”

jacy — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:13:06 +0000

CHINESE MAN CAN’T TELL CHILDREN APART- FEELS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

jacy — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:39:52 +0000

FOUND: THAT STARVING KID FROM AFRICA/ASIA YOUR MOM ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT

jacy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:22:26 +0000

SOMEWHERE ON THE AFRICAN CONTINENT (SOMETIMES ASIA TOO)- His name: unimportant. His native language: who knows? All you need to know about Starving Child is that he would be really happy with those green peas you’re sniveling at. In an exclusive Flipside International interview, we found out how it really feels to be at the epi-center of guilt tripping bratty children. S.C. has been working hard, making people feel bad one thrown-away-zucchini at a time for over 50 years… and doesn’t look a day over a malnourished 7! Among other revelations came the confirmation that yes, his family 17 does live off of the caloric equivalent of your McDonald’s happy meal for a week. A similarly alarming eye-opener came when S.C. denied the 30 cent per day donation our interviewer offered, citing that he could make more money working at Wal-Mart.

The Flipside International » Asia

ALL-KNOWING BUDDHA CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW “LOST” ENDS

AMERICAN TOURIST LOST IN DESERT AFTER WEEK LONG SEARCH FOR “CAVE OF WONDERS”

CHINESE MAN CAN’T TELL CHILDREN APART- FEELS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

FOUND: THAT STARVING KID FROM AFRICA/ASIA YOUR MOM ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT