U.N. MAKING NO PROGRESS IN SEARCH FOR CARMEN SANDIEGO

jacy — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:08:45 +0000

NEW YORK, NY- Carmen Sandiego, planet Earth’s most renowned thief, has been pilfering the world’s treasures since 1985. In a recent press conference, U.N. Representative from the United States, Susan Rice, confirmed that the U.N. had not made any progress in it’s almost 25 year search for the bandit and V.I.L.E. (Villain’s International League of Evil) ring leader. “While I have full confidence in the W.I.T.W.I.C.S. (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego) Taskforce,” began Representative Rice, “I must urge any and all knowledgeable parties to come forward at this time.” While some of the thieveries have been perceived more so as elaborate practical jokes (i.e. the stealing of all of Idaho’s potatoes in 1993,) many have had more serious repercussions. The loss of the entire Great Wall of China (1991) was an embarrassment to the international community as a whole. The U.N. acknowledges that the search for Ms. Sandiego did take a back seat in recent years to terrorist threats and genocide, but is now rearranging their priorities. Representative Rice closed her statements with a simple promise, “We’re coming for you, Carmen.”

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U.N. MAKING NO PROGRESS IN SEARCH FOR CARMEN SANDIEGO